surprisebitch:

bestfriencl:

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

This can’t be the new assassin’s creed, thats a woman.

“they’ll be too hard to animate”

(Source: pagets)

Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more. (…) Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness. But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.’

(Source: peetaamellrk)

My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.

Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)

(Source: locsofpoetry)

turnoverhockey:

Andre the Giant holds up Bobby Orr and his teammate Carol Vadnais. Later that evening, Andre threw Bobby Orr into a swimming pool.

turnoverhockey:

Andre the Giant holds up Bobby Orr and his teammate Carol Vadnais. Later that evening, Andre threw Bobby Orr into a swimming pool.

aureat:

I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.